Sarah palin wows republican tits with her ass,
I mean republican assholes with her tits
In Afghanistan british military operation succeeds in delivering something somewhere
In the uk middle class nightmare causes sleepless nights,whilst poverty kills peasants
New world disorder delayed by credit crunch say beefy wankers er wealthy bankers- Holocaust in Gazza, but nothing like the Jewish one says camp commandant - In the UK new Identity passport cards for babies embryos fetus and Students - Hello catatonic cattle people, welcome to the FKN Newz Im Tongue in cheek , here are tonights top stories..
Brand new world order 2.0 The Astronomers take on the illuminati - Ordono Mundi saves the world with practical solution and some money - Assholes dismayed by decreasing global population of morons
billions of morons overrun earth ,mass extinction continues, stupidity rules
Sycophantic convention Ordains Moron Obama and stupid asshole Biden
In the UK all morons are happy and like cricket the queen and shopping
Hello landless peasants welcome to the fkn newz im neatly folded here are tonights headlies..
FAKE ECONOMY STILL FAKE SAY FEDERAL RESERVE FAKERS
MISSION STILL BEING ACCOMPLISHED AS CARRIER HEADS FOR GULF
IN THE UK LOCAL ELECTIONS MARRED BY PEOPLE VOTING
Rescue package saves rich people from embarassment and minor inconvenience -Real rulers of earth revealed , democracy just a sham say Ceasar and chums-In the uK Sarah brown meets sarah palin to discuss dead children.
SHADOWY PUPPET MASTERS LAUGHINg in OUR FACE AND SPITting ON OUR GRAVEs
VOODO RELIGIOUS NUTTERS LOCKED IN ETERNAL STRUGGLE FOR possession of our non existant souls
WEALTHY POWERMONGERS NOT WORRIED BY our pathetic efforts at DEMOCRACY AND FREEDOM..
Hello temporary life forms , welcome to the fkn newz Im moving to montana, here are tonights headlies...
Gold for China and america in New Olympic events of hypocrisy and murder
Silver for Georgian president Saak'ashvili in election rigging pentathlon
bronze for gordon brown tanning himself with our heroes in helmund provinc
Campsite earth run by gangsters to breed morons and make shit
Humans face future of radioactive death or interstellar conquest
Universe ambivilenet about creation of organic life say mineral deposits
Hello campers welcome to the fukin news im only here for the beer, here are the headlies tonight..
1. 911 irrelevant distraction from debt and slavery
2. 911 cheaper than Chinese tyranny / tastes better
3. 911 just some humans doing what they want 2 u
Life on earth saved by hippy fukkers by loving everything and everyone
Life on earth saved by mad scientists with whacky space arks
Earth destroyed by wealthy banking families to save themselves
